Tag: toddlers

My 2 year old had just run, buck-ass naked, into the hallway. I heard my husband, who had chased after her to wrangle her into the bath, say, "oh no. It's happening." "She's peeing, right?" "Yeah." "On the hallway floor, right?" "Yeah." Silence. Then: "Oh okay, you're not done." A small two-year-old voice: "Ah dah!"… Continue reading Toddlers I